I am trying to give up swearing. The apprentice finds it offensive and is forever telling me to bloody well knock it off. So I came up with a cunning plan. Instead of saying *%#& or $%#& I am now saying Gordon Ramsay! or variations thereof, such as "What the Ramsay are you doing!?" and "Good Gordon, put out that fire right now!"
It's pretty easy to get the hang of once you get going and is certainly a much more entertaining way to swear at children. And telemarketers.
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1 comments:
I like that idea. I might Ramsay well try it myself!
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